Complaining 'Bout Being Black

Black people love complaining about being black. They love being black and they love complaining about being black.

Every time something goes wrong, black people love saying it's cause they black. They didn't get a promotion, 'cause they black. They got fired, 'cause they black. They got turned down for the job, 'cause they black. So-and-so said that, 'cause they black. Everything bad happen 'cause they black. Black people love saying if you want to be their friend forget they black, but if you want to stay their friend remember they black.

No two black people can get together without the conversation turning to the fact they black and something bad happened because of it. They proud they black, they don't have do nothing but stay black until they die, but shit always happening to them 'cause they black. They stubbed their toe 'cause they black. They fell down the stairs 'cause they black. They had a car accident 'cause they black. They caught the flu, 'cause they black.

Complaining about some shit happening to them 'cause they black, black people love that shit.

To Hate Dumb Negros

Black people love to hate stupid negros that are just plain embarrassing to themselves and every other black person on the planet.

From now on when black people are discussing dumb negros they love to hate, the name of Charles Ray Fuller will be mentioned. Charles Ray Fuller, as dumb as they come, is the Crowley, Texas man arrested on April 24th for trying to cash a $360,000,000 personal check at a Chase bank branch that he claims his momma or somebody gave him so he can start a record business. Mr. Crowley now resides in a Texas jail. They are probably going to bury his black ass under the jail much less keep it the jail - for being one stupid negro.

Stupid embarrasing negros, black people love to hate that shit.

Naming Dey Kids Names They Can't Spell (Or Pronounce)

Black people love naming their kids names they can't remember how to spell or pronounce. Besides naming their kids after liquor - Chardonnay and Taquery - and cars - Mercedes and Lexus - you have the "niques", like Shanique and Monique. Not to mention countries - Asia. Or African names with little understanding of spelling or meaning - Khalima. Or famous people - Denzel. Fifty years ago, it was presidents - Washington or Booker. How moi spells the names here matters little, since black people make up that shit anyway.

Black people apparently are not considering that little Shanique, LaKeisha, and Jamalis going to be 90 years old one day and is not going to become a CEO with those monikers. Guess whose resume is going in the round file? Yep, Roshawn's and Roshanda's. Black folks, you ain't raising another Ophra. Your kids are black. Try to name them something that gives them a chance. Call them "boo" at home, but stop naming your kids after cars, liquor, and name brands, like Xerox.

Naming their kids some fucked up name they can't even spell, black people love that shit.

On a Serious Tip:

Black Names a Resume Burden?